things to do when you're bored in an elevator

1. Make race-car sound when somebody gets in/out
2.Blow your nose and show the content of your tissue to the passengers
3.While a long ride, swing from side to side on the speed of the elevator
4.Laugh hysterically for 5 seconds and then stare at the other passengers like they're crazy
5.When the elevator is going up , jump up and down and yell "Down, Down, I want to go DOWN!
6.Stare at another passenger with a wide grin and say after a while "I'm wearing new socks!"
7.When there's at least 8 people in the elevator, groan and say "Oh no, not now, stupid movement-sickness!
8.Show somebody a wound and ask "does this look infected to you?"
9.Press the buttons and pretend like you think it's an intercom
10.Put a box in between the doors
11. Start whisteling and singing
12. Say 'DING!' whenever you reach a new floor
13.Say " wonder what this button does, and then press the red button
14.Draw a cirkel on the floor with your finger and say that this is your personal space
15.Take a chair with you
16.Take a bite from your bread and say with your mouth full " Shoo you vhant to shee fwhat I gotch in m mouthhh?
17.Pull out your gum in long strings and show it to the passengers
18.Make the sound of an explosion or an elektrocution whenever somebody pushes a button
19.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's growing!!"
20.Chase away invisible flies
21.Challenge the one next to you to a 'tic-tac-toe' contest
22.Sniff in the air a couple of times, sniff the person next to your,frown, look at him dissaproving and take a step back.


Again, I didn't come up with these.