24 ways to irritate people

I didn't come up with any of these, I just read it on Netlog

1.Follow them EVERYWHERE
2.Pretend to be a cow whenever they call your name
3.Pretend to have amnesia
4.Say everything backwards
5.Walk against walls
6.When you're on camp, zip open somebody's tent at 4 yelling "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
7. Snore when you laugh en then laugh ever harder
8.Repeat every word during a movie
9.Pluck out somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"
10.Talk to a pen
11.when they want to sit down, scream "NOOOOO, YOU KILLED FRED!"
12. Yell to them in public " No, I'm not going to smell you!"
13. Turn the lightswitch on and off for a while and then say "Oooh, NOW I get it!"
14. Chew your hair
15.Whenever you're in the bathtub or in the shower, yell "HELP!! I'm drowning!! (I'm not responsible for any awkward moment)
16.Whenever they say something, say " LIAR!"
17.Pretend to be a phone
18.Try to swim on the floor
19.What's the fun in talking, just YELL everything you want to say!
20. Think for a very long time every time they ask you a question, which you only answer with 'yes','no' or 'why?'
21.Ask them something and then walk away without waiting for an answer.
22.Pretend to be a superhero and 'fly' your way around the house.
23.When they start to cook, call the fire department
24. Start a fight with your reflection in the mirror